How to pass time at work.

1.      Copy and paste internet articles into Microsoft Word. This way you can read it and people won't see you on Yahoo.

2.    Attend resume workshops and executive speaker meetings to get you out of the office as much as possible.

3.    Blog about ways to pass time at work, how to look busy at work, and how to answer the question “what are you doing?” at work.

   

4.    Schedule fake meetings that are pointless, causing your co-workers to spend time deleting them from their calendar, and that would get everyone fired if their managers ever saw. It is like killing two birds with one stone - you will help your co-workers pass the time as well as your own.

5.    Print out your security achievements and driving safety achievements you earned online so when people walk into your office and see them posted they will think you really know your stuff.

6.    Ask your co-workers what they think is so fun about fungus, and if they know anywhere you can purchase 1 liter of cola.

7.  Plan events under the pretense of being “corporate event planner." Some events could include softball, kickball, dodgeball, four square, syncronized swimming, and elaborate buffet dinners.

8. Convince upper mamagement you need very expensive and advanced photo editing software so you can make pictures showing all the stuff you and your friends "did."

9. Read about the baby panda that died. :....( Don't forget to observe the protocol in #1.

10. Print stuff at the farthest possible printer, one page at a time

11. Read about some random persons $3.2 million yacht that sank.