The Hostile Takeover

The Intern Office has been infiltrated.

#invasion #runforyourlife #fakeproductivity

That's right, people. We now share the office with real workers. Full-timers. It's really cramped our style as you can imagine. We've had to make a few adjustments:

• instant message each other, instead of talk out loud
• adjust our napping positions so our faces are shielded from the workers' views
• schedule meetings to blog in a different room
• pretend to be doing work all the time, not just when someone walks in
• not leave the office before 3pm
• turn screen brightness down
• can't sit on the desks (not enough space with the new workers)
• cancel plans to bring in kitchen appliances
• no more daily intern buffet meetings

Luckily, we've still managed to find some noteworthy reading material.

• Read about Peyton Manning's new CO house here. It's sick. It looks kind of like the Intern Office did in its glory days.
• Some guy got eaten by a shark. If that doesn't get you in the mood for Shark Week, you're outta luck.
• T Swift went brunette. What do you think? Blonde or Brown? We kind of think she should have kept it blonde. Not that she looks bad as a brunette, but blonde & curly was her signature. You know?
• Here's BASIC info about the health care bill. As it plays a big role in the upcoming election, we encourage you to be informed and know what in the world you are voting for. Check out the American public's opinion of the bill.
• And since you were stuck in the office instead of attending Comic-Con 2012, we pulled the photobook for you. Live long and prosper, interns.

over & out.