Thursday, July 26, 2012

To the Solo Intern

Dear Matt,


Here are some activities I have come up with to help you get through the week of loneliness as I ditch my intern duties:



  • Reorganize the file cabinets. Again.
  • Memorize our favorite periodic table of the elements song
  • Go buy candy and distribute one piece to each employee personally and say "thank you for all your good work."
  • Make posters advertising a lost puppy and hang them up everywhere. Make sure the puppy looks something like this:
  • Papier mache an office piƱata
  • Break into vending machines
  • Walk up and down the hall as many times as ou can before someone stops and asks you what you're doing
  • Continue bridesmaid dress shopping for me
  • Get a Pinterest account and make a board of the bridesmaid dresses you find
  • Learn the African clicking language
  • Read all your textbooks before school even starts (Hermione Granger status)
  • Read Harry Potter so you understand the previous reference
  • Do the Gallon Challenge
  • Make friendship bracelets for us
  • Figure out your pirate name
#officebuddies #imsorryyourlifesucks #leavetheofficewithme

--Megan


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